Who doesn’t want to own a little piece of Pawnee and its memorable inhabitants? We’ve got the perfect gift for everyone on your list! You can see all of the items we’re auctioning off from Parks and Recreation right here.

Ben’s Navy-Blue Embroidered Apron

For the house husband: Ben’s a lovable supportive husband and father. Just don’t let him run for mayor as a teenager. Also, it’s best to keep him manning the grill and not around any winter sports- related arenas (we’re looking at you Ice Town).

Tom’s Paisley Dinner Jacket With Bowtie

For the aspiring entrepreneur: Take note from Tom Haverford and “Treat yo self!”… to this blazer. No need to Rent-A-Swag, this one’s for keeps.

Pawnee Goddesses Vest

For the little goddess in your life: Teach your little lady to become a female warrior. As the Pawnee Goddesses say “I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Yeah!”

Mouse Rat Poster

For the music lover: With classics like “5000 Candles in the Wind” and “Sex Hair” your music fiend will love displaying the beloved band, Mouse Rat’s poster on their wall.

Sweetums ‘Small’ Soda Cup

For your favorite foodie: "If you can't beat 'em, Sweetums". Great news – the Big Gulp has been usurped. Sweetums notorious “small” is actually the size of small child. Chugalug!

The Final Word With Perd Mug Set

For the news buff: Is there a more reliable source than The Final Word With Perd? We think not! With nail-biting exposés and compelling catch-phrases like, “Let's begin the show by starting it," Perd cannot be topped.

Ron’s Brown Jacket

For your real-life Ron Swanson: If your guy likes to live off the grid, enjoys red meat, whiskey, breakfast, woodworking and silence – this coat is for him. Also, if you are Tammy or Tammy 2 this post does not apply to you.

Jammed Licence Plate

For your frenemy: Aww naww, you just got jammed! These hilarious vanity plates will not only taunt your enemies, they’ll make spotting your car in a packed lot much easier.

Parks & Recreation Navy Jackets

For the Pawnee wannabe: Join the local government dream team in your official Pawnee Parks and Rec jacket. Don’t forget the town slogan “Pawnee -first in friendship, fourth in obesity.”

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